Sex Toys

1. What is the difference between a vibrator and a dildo?
A. Vibrators are made of plastic; dildos are made of silicone
B. A vibrator isn't phallic-shaped
C. A dildo doesn't vibrate
D. There is no difference

2. How do you use Ben-Wa balls?
A. You insert them anally
B. You insert them vaginally and they create a pleasurable rolling sensation
C. You massage them over sore muscles
D. None of the above

3. What is the defining characteristic of a G-Spot vibrator or dildo?
A. It is longer than an average vibrator or dildo
B. It has separate attachments that stimulate the G-Spot area
C. It is wider than a typical vibrator or dildo
D. It is curved at the tip to help target the G-Spot area

4. What do you call a device worn around your groin that holds a dildo for vaginal or anal penetration?
A. A chastity belt
B. A PPA or extension
C. A harness
D. A party

5. What should you do with every single masturbation sleeve before using it?
A. Apply lubricant to your penis only
B. Apply lubricant to the sleeve only
C. Apply lubricant to both your penis and the masturbation sleeve
D. Don't apply any lubricant

6. Is it safe to use a toy both vaginally and anally?
A. No, not ever
B. Yes, sex toys are hygienic
C. Yes, if you wash yourself before switching orifices
D. Yes, if you use a condom over the toy and change the condom before you switch orifices

7. What is the longest period of time an erection ring should ever be left on?
A. Fifteen minutes
B. Thirty minutes
C. One hour
D. One day

8. There's no such thing as too much lube, but how much do you typically want to start out with?
A. A qua rter of the bottle
B. About the size of a dime's worth in your hand
C. Just a drop
D. A very precisely measured tablespoon

9. What makes a product waterproof?
A. It says waterproof on the packaging
B. It's made of plastic
C. It has a clitoral stimulator shaped like a dolphin or other sea creature
D. A rubber ring seals off the battery compartment

10. What is the best way to store the batteries for your sex toy?
A. You should remove them from the toy and store them separately
B. You should leave them in the toy so they don't get lost
C. You should buy a box lined in felt for your sex toy batteries
D. You shouldn't stop using your sex toy until the batteries are dead